You’re Just too Dumb

Think you’re smart enough to make decisions on your own? Think you’re qualified enough to live your life as you please? Not a chance. That’s the attitude of today’s ruling class, and this includes both Democrats AND Republicans. This country has a multitude of rules, regulations and taxes that severely limit our individual liberties. They exist to “protect” us, politicians say. It seems that freedom is just too dangerous of a thing to give people. They need to be told what to do, how to do it, when to do it, and so on.

ObamaProbably the most insulting thing the government can do to its citizens is tax them. It assumes that people are just too stupid to spend their money on their own and that they need to elect “experts” (bureaucrats) to spend it for them. That’s an extremely condescending point of view held by almost every liberal, no matter how “compassionate” or “caring” they may seem to be. I’ve heard the other side of the issue before “How would you maintain an infrastructure? What about roads, schools, bridges and so on?” “Who would pay for all those services?” All of those things would be performed much better by the private sector due to the simple fact that private businesses have to compete, and governments don’t.  It’s very safe to say that the vast majority of people like nice roads to drive on, therefore most people would feel compelled to pay a business money that offers them such a service. There is a market for such services, and using the force of government to make people pay for these services is pointless and wasteful. They’ll have to compete too, which will spur innovation and improved technology. Those are two things that are virtually unheard of in a government run system because governments tolerate mediocrity and create perverse incentives. If you don’t believe me, then just look at social security, the Katrina relief effort, or just go to your local DMV.

But recently, President Obama and his white house chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel tried to find an even better way to insult Americans. They say that Americans are just too dumb to manage their time effectively. So, all Americans between the ages of 18 and 25 should have to serve three months of every year in a civilian service program. Because we’re just too dumb to make decisions on our own. Also, our time is worthless and we have nothing productive to do with three months of our lives. We have wonderful guys like Rahm Emanuel and Barack Obama to look out for us and point us in the right direction. Because without them, we’re just so hopeless. This is just another violation of property rights. I own my body, and no one else can tell me what to do with it. The government has no right to force labor out of its citizens. That is slavery. We may not be picking cotton on some plantation, but anytime you’re forced to give up your time for the benefit of someone else, that’s slavery (even if done for “greater good”).

Think you know how to run a business? Nope. You’re told how much you can pay your workers, when they’re allowed to work, who you can hire, what reasons you’re allowed to hire and so on. But it’s all for your own good, because you’re just too dumb, remember?

This myriad of rules and regulations divides American into two distinctive classes: those who govern, and those who are governed. Those who can tell others what to do, and those who can’t. Forget about money and the haves and the have-nots. The real power isn’t money, it’s authority. The government has been assuming an increasingly large role for years, and Obama’s plans to “spread the wealth” and create a civilian service program are just the tip of the iceberg. Fifty years from now, we’ll probably have a micro-chip implanted in all of our wrists so the government can track our exact location at any given time.

About the Author

Lance is a 20-year-old borderline anarcho-capitalist from New York. He plans on working in Washington, DC after he graduates this year.